startling banals
06 August 2006
'Hey Jude' (for research)
Found on the webpage of a research group of the Max Planck Institute of Colloids and Interfaces Germany, a version of the Beatles' song Hey Jude.
Everybody: Naaaa, na-na-na-na-na-naaaa
Hey Boss, don't take it bad
take this paper and make it better
Remember the model isn't so bad
and you can start to make it better
Hey Boss, don't be so sad
this department can do things better
Remember the students aren't so bad
and you can start to make them better
Chorus: Your effort will be not in vain, hey Boss, refrain
you carry the group upon your shoulders
we learn a lot here in your school, research is cool
we'll never forget what you have told us
Hey Boss, don't be so sad
next time we will play soccer better
With all the cheerleaders we have
next time for sure we'll manage better
Everybody: Naaaa, na-na-na-na-na-naaaa, hey Boss
(REPEAT MANY, MANY TIMES)
The original:
Everybody: Naaaa, na-na-na-na-na-naaaa
Hey Boss, don't take it bad
take this paper and make it better
Remember the model isn't so bad
and you can start to make it better
Hey Boss, don't be so sad
this department can do things better
Remember the students aren't so bad
and you can start to make them better
Chorus: Your effort will be not in vain, hey Boss, refrain
you carry the group upon your shoulders
we learn a lot here in your school, research is cool
we'll never forget what you have told us
Hey Boss, don't be so sad
next time we will play soccer better
With all the cheerleaders we have
next time for sure we'll manage better
Everybody: Naaaa, na-na-na-na-na-naaaa, hey Boss
(REPEAT MANY, MANY TIMES)
The original: